We All Roll Along

gothstrology:

Liking someone is so tiring like great now I gotta look at YOUR horoscope too

dioynsus:

i want that really cliché friend group who takes long drives together and takes pictures of each other when they’re not looking and goes on random picnics and visits museum together fuck i want it so bad where y’all at

tautomers:

darecrow:

I did the math and if the Krusty Krab closes at Six and Spongebob always arrives at work at 3 am to count the sesame seeds, and if he comes in every day except Sunday and works at a rate of 8.50 an hour, with a paycheck every two weeks, Spongebob makes $1,326 every paycheck which seems feasible given the Krusty Krabs revenue. So that explains why Spongebob owns his own house still, has a massive library and all kinds of extremities like damn no wonder he can keep affording boating school

i live for the in depth analysis of Spongebob

oblomovite:

me: ok im gonna sit down and read this book with no distractions

me two minutes later: